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*101* Funny WhatsApp Status 2016 Messages in Hindi English Free Download

Funny WhatsApp Status 2016 Messages in Hindi English Free Download: Funny WhatsApp Statuses are the best WhatsApp statuses ever. As we all know that, when people feel bored they usually check the WhatsApp status of their contacts. It directly means that people are paying attention towards your WhatsApp status. So keeping them in mind update some best WhatsApp status so that you can attract them, you can impress and also create a special place for yourself in them. If you are the craziest person, who always like funny and mad WhatsApp statuses then this Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in Hindi English Free Download Made for you.

Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in Hindi English Free Download

Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in Hindi English Free Download

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Funny WhatsApp Status 2016 Messages in Hindi English Free Download

Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in Hindi English Free Download

Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in Hindi English Free Download

WhatsApp Status Funny cool short in Hindi

  1. Jitna tera dimag chalta hai, utna to mera kharab hota hai.
  2. itna na yad kro ki rat bhar so na sake, subhe ko surkh ankhon ka sabab puchte hai log.
  3. jindgi adhuri lagti h jab apne rooth jate h..
  4. Bina jokhim kuch nahi milta or jokhim vhi uthate hai jo sahsi hote hai.
  5. Sher ko ghas doge Ghode ko mas doge 2 no. mar jayenge.

    WhatsApp Status Funny cool short in Hindi

    WhatsApp Status Funny cool short in Hindi

WhatsApp Status Funny n cool

  1. *Walking around supermarket* *Don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
  2. I’m jealous of my parents, and i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs 🙂
  3. Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
  4. Yelling “You’re cool!” when you see somebody doing something stupid.
  5. Or, you know.. DON’T text back. That’s cool too.

    WhatsApp Status Funny n cool

    WhatsApp Status Funny n cool

WhatsApp Status Funny download

  1. Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.
  2. Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”
  3. “Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
  4. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .
  5. Do You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

    Funny WhatsApp Status sad Free Download

    Funny WhatsApp Status sad Free Download

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  1. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
  2. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
  3. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
  4. When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…
  5. Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂

WhatsApp Status Funny dp Pics images

  1. Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
  2.  I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
  3. All the Rules are made.. to be break.
  4. Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my Status.
  5. Drunk people run on Red Light…, Normal people wait for them to turn green.!

    WhatsApp Status Funny dp Pics images

    WhatsApp Status Funny dp Pics images

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  1. I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
  2. My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
  3. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
  4. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  5. If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

    WhatsApp Status Funny dp for download

    WhatsApp Status Funny dp for download

Funny WhatsApp Status for friendship

  1. A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
  2. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
  3. Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.
  4. A beautiful friendship can change people.
  5. A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.

    Funny WhatsApp Status on friendship

    Funny WhatsApp Status on friendship

Funny WhatsApp Status for friends

  1. The best of the rest are friends.
  2. I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
  3. You may be my best friend… But I’m still gonna laugh when you fall over!
  4. Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
  5. I found out about you from my last nightmare.

    Funny WhatsApp Status related to Friends

    Funny WhatsApp Status related to Friends

Funny WhatsApp Status girl in hindi

  1. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours
  2. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
  3. People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
  4. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
  5. The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

    Funny WhatsApp Status girl in hindi

    Funny WhatsApp Status girl in hindi

Funny WhatsApp Status in gujarati font

  1. બગીચામાં પાછળ ચુંબન નથી, પ્રેમ આંધળો છે પરંતુ પડોશીઓ નથી.
  2. હું અભ્યાસ કરવા માટે .. અંકગણિત જેમ – કોઈ … વિશ્વના ઇતિહાસમાં – કોઈ …. રસાયણશાસ્ત્ર – કોઈ …. ગર્લ્સ – હા !!!
  3. મિત્રો, કાયમ છે ત્યાં સુધી તેઓ સંબંધ વિચાર !! : પી
  4. લોકો મને માઇક કૉલ .. તમે મને આજની રાત કે સાંજ કૉલ કરી શકો છો ..: P
  5. આધુનિક રાજકારણમાં, પણ મફત વર્લ્ડ નેતા સુલતાન Facebookistan માંથી મદદની જરૂર !!! યુ

    Funny WhatsApp Status in gujarati font

    Funny WhatsApp Status in gujarati font

Funny WhatsApp Status quotes in hindi

  1. Main ek achchha ladka hun bas aadte thodi kharab hain. 😛
  2. dusroki nuakri aur apni akal sabko achi lagti hai…
  3. tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega… 😛
  4. Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hill Jati Hai.
  5. ” बात ” उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई ” बात ” होती है..

    Funny WhatsApp Status quotes in hindi

    Funny WhatsApp Status quotes in hindi

Funny WhatsApp Status quotes in English

  1. People that Change Love Status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
  2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…!
  3. No I didn’t trip …The floor looked like …it needed a hug!.
  4. Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl…, which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
  5. Brain is Work More ..When You can use…..

    Funny WhatsApp Status quotes in English

    Funny WhatsApp Status quotes in English

Funniest WhatsApp Status quotes

  1. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
  2. It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
  3. Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
  4. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
  5. Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them is wearing pants?

    Funniest WhatsApp Status quotes

    Funniest WhatsApp Status quotes

Funny WhatsApp Status with images

  1. Someone on his Status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 
  2. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
  3. I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
  4. Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
  5. Oooooh, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.

    Funny WhatsApp Status with images

    Funny WhatsApp Status with images

Funny WhatsApp Status with Pictures

  1. do not drink and park _accidents cause people.
  2. Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity.
  3. Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this Status..
  4. High Power Come , with High Voltage Current!
  5. If U is still hated me!then No Problem!.

    Funny WhatsApp Status with Pictures

    Funny WhatsApp Status with Pictures

Funny WhatsApp Status with emoticons

  1. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 🙂
  2. If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
  3. If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
  4. I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
  5. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

    Funny WhatsApp Status with emoticons

    Funny WhatsApp Status with emoticons

Funny WhatsApp Status with emoji

  1. Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  2. Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
  3. God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.
  4. May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
  5. When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

    Funny WhatsApp Status with emoji

    Funny WhatsApp Status with emoji

Funny WhatsApp Status with Attitude

  1. I am not fat, I am just easier to see.
  2. I never repeat any mistake twice. 3, 4 times may be. But never twice.
  3. My friends say that alcohol kills slowly. Oh yes! I’m not in a hurry?
  4. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
  5. My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

    Funny WhatsApp Status with Attitude

    Funny WhatsApp Status with Attitude

Funny WhatsApp Status ever

  1. I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
  2. Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.
  3. In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
  4. A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.
  5. LET’S F_UCK – All I need is U.

    Funny WhatsApp Status ever

    Funny WhatsApp Status ever

Funny WhatsApp Status in English

  1. My ex had one very annoying habit – BREATHING
  2. Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in ass.
  3. People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.
  4. I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.
  5. I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.

    Funny WhatsApp Status in English

    Funny WhatsApp Status in English

Funny WhatsApp Status for Exams

  1. Examinations is when on question ”when will you be free?” you are looking on calendar instead of clock.
  2.  Night before exams is like a night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle.2
  3.  The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind. (funny whatsapp status for exams)
  4.  After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
  5.  Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams? Because It Means. . . . E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity) ?

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Exams

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Exams

Funny WhatsApp Status related to exams

  1. Why is it really to fail but so HARD to Pass?
  2. 90% of the exam paper is always based on 1 lecture that you missed in class and 1 topic you ignored.
  3. During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power.
  4. The goal of teacher is to replace a closed mind with an open mind.
  5. Biggest tragedy of Maths, thousands of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, trillions of questions solved, But still, X is unknown!

    Funny WhatsApp Status related to exams

    Funny WhatsApp Status related to exams

Funny WhatsApp Status related to Friends

  1. My bestfriend and I will be friends forevaa  because we are too lazy to find new friends!!
  2. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
  3. So many friendships end with “we just stopped talking..”
  4. The world is filled with nice people. If you can’t find one, Be One.
  5. Love is made by trust, respect, and caring.

    Funny WhatsApp Status related to Friends

    Funny WhatsApp Status related to Friends

Funny WhatsApp Status in Telugu

  1. Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
    Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
    Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
    Bathikunte untai msg panpu..
  2. “Kukka” tho ninnu polchi tittina santhoshinchu.. Kukkaki vishwaasamekkuvani Jeevithamane samudram paina prema ane padava tho prayanam cheyali
  3. Facebook లో గర్ల్ ఫ్రెండ్ తో చాటింగ్ చేస్తూ. భార్యకు పట్టుబడి తన్నులు తిన్న భర్త…
    పరిస్థితి విషమం అంటున్న డాక్టర్లు ..
  4. కంప్యూటర్ కోసం ఆలుమగల మధ్య రగడ..
    భార్య చేతిలో ముక్కలైన సిస్టం,ఇన్సూరెన్స్ ఉందిలే అని ఊపిరి పీల్చుకున్న మావగారు..
  5. Facebook లో తన pics కు like కొట్టలేదని.భర్తమీద అలిగి పుట్టింటికి వెళ్ళిన భార్య.ఇది కూడా ” నా మంచికేలే .” అని ఆనందం వ్యక్తం చేసిన భర్త..

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Telugu

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Telugu

Funny WhatsApp Status in Tamil

  1. Ponunga Thoonga poren nu status pota… 100 likes podranga. Pasanga na “Thonga porenu” status pota kayiru venuma nu kekaranga.!
  2. Nalla pasangalukaga alukira pasangala vida, keta pasanga kita vilura ponunga tha athigam.
  3. Ponungalum kaadhalin valiyai unarvargal, sontha kaasula recharge panumpothu.
  4. Oru message ku takkunu reply panra pasanga vettyum illa, late ah reply panra ponunga busyum illa.
  5. Aemarra ponnunkum, Aemathara ponnukum ena vithiyasam? Facebook status pathu love panna athu Aemarra ponnu. Bank status pathu love panna athu aemathura ponnu.

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Tamil

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Tamil

Funny WhatsApp Status to impress a girl

  1. I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
  2. I will win not immediately, but Definitely.
  3. Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
  4. My attitude is based on how you treat me.
  5. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

    Funny WhatsApp Status to impress a girl

    Funny WhatsApp Status to impress a girl

Funny WhatsApp Status for new year

  1. Maturity is when you realize that new year won’t change your life.
  2. Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
  3. The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things.
  4. To a healthy, happy and peaceful New Year!
  5. Season’s Greetings and best wishes for the New Year.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for new year

    Funny WhatsApp Status for new year

Funny WhatsApp Status in Urdu

  1. Karoon ga kya jo mohabbat main ho geya nakaam,
    Mujhe to aur koi kaam bhi nahin aata..
  2. Iraada tha ke main kuch dair tufaan ka maza leta,
    Magar bechaare darya ko utar jaane ki jaldi thi..
  3. Jo shaad phirte they kal aaj chup ke rote hain,
    Hazaar shukar gham paayedaar apnaa hai..
  4. Ameer banna hae to …
    Foran Mom Batti , Lalteen aur Generator ka business shuru kr do 😀 😛
  5. Sardar Ne “A, B, C” Sikhi
    Techer
    ab A Sy Z Tk Fruit k Nam Banao

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Urdu

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Urdu

Funny WhatsApp Status using smileys

  1. Don’t do homework save paper! ?
  2. flip the coin.. head I am yours, tail you are mine. ?
  3. Mans are many but money is money ?
  4. She takes your hand, I die a little… ?
  5. GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ?

Funny WhatsApp Status in Arabic

  1. أباد الله خضراءهم ابذل لصديقك دمك ومالك
  2.  اتَّكَلْنا منه على خُصٍّ الاتحاد قوة
  3.  اتق شر الحليم اذا غضب
  4.  اجتنب مصاحبة الكذاب فإن اضطررت إليه فلا تُصَدِّقْهُ
  5.  احذر عدوك مرة وصديقك ألف مرة فإن انقلب الصديق فهو أعلم بالمضرة

 

Funny WhatsApp Status in Arabic

Funny WhatsApp Status in English

Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi and English

  1. Problem with this generation is we first search for a Lover & then fall in Love.
  2. Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
  3. Graduation – The process changing one’s status from “Student” to “Unemployed”.
  4. I just need a good Wifi and Wife.
  5. A Good Date ends with Dinner. An Awesome Date ends with Breakfast

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi and English

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi and English

Funny WhatsApp Status about Exam

  1. Pass Hogye… Naacho BC ?
  2. Exam is over = OH YEAH! Result comes = OH SHIT -_-
  3. i’m the type of person who want to get good grades but doesn’t want to study.
  4. I wish studying for an exam was as easy as remembering lyrics. I`d pass every exam.
  5. Get one bad grade ,Drops your GPA like the freaking Economy

    Funny WhatsApp Status about Exam

    Funny WhatsApp Status about Exam

Funny WhatsApp Status about Love

  1. A fake smile can hide a million tears.
  2. Smile and let everyone know that today, you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday.
  3. You never know how strong you are…until being strong is the only choice you have.
  4. You can do anything but not everything.
  5. A best friend is life a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

    Funny WhatsApp Status about Love

    Funny WhatsApp Status about LoveFunny WhatsApp Status about Love

Funny WhatsApp Status in Spanish

  1. No hables a menos que puedas mejorar el silencio.
  2. La sabiduría nos llega cuando ya no nos sirve de nada.
  3. La noche es la mejor representación de la infinitud del universo. Nos hace creer que nada tiene principio y nada, fin.
  4. Sólo un idiota puede ser totalmente feliz.
  5. El que busca la verdad corre el riesgo de encontrarla.

    Funny-WhatsApp-Status-in-Spanish

    Funny-WhatsApp-Status-in-Spanish

Funny WhatsApp Status in Shona

  1. I will never ask u to change 4 me b’coz u r perfect just the way u are.. I Love you shona.
  2. Sachcha pyaar toh ek tarfa
    hota hai jo dono taraf se ho
    use kismat kahte hai..
    status in hindi
  3. Boy: Call Me Shona
    Girl: Shona Babu…..
    Boy: Call Me Sweetheart
    girl: Sweetheart….
    boy: Call Me Honey..
    Girl: Honey….
    Boy : Gadhe ki bachhi call kar mujhe
    Girl: Oh ok ok…!!
  4. I just need a good Wifi and Wife.
  5. A Good Date ends with Dinner. An Awesome Date ends with Breakfast

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Shona

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Shona

Funny WhatsApp Status in Swahili

  1. Ewe wangu wa fahari, mpole mwenye imani, huba zako ni kathiri, wala hazina kifani. Jumla wote wazuri. Wewe ndie nambari wani.
  2. Pendo halina hiari mtu linapokufika..
    Pendo maradhi mabaya tena yasiyotibika..
    Nipende nione raha nisijekuathirika.
  3. To you, Mascara may be make up but to a Luhya it means many cigarettes.
  4. Marijuana is a drug but to the Kikuyus it also means they knew each other.
  5. The Hobbit is a movie but to the Kambas it is a chewing gum.

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Swahili

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Swahili

Funny WhatsApp Status in Short

  1. Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in ass.
  2. People have become very naughty on whatsapp.. Even married women have put their status as AVAILABLE.
  3. I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.
  4. I will marry to a girl who look pretty in her voter id card.
  5. Teachers call it cheating, students call it teamwork.

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Short

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Short

Funny WhatsApp Status in French Language

  1. Amour veut tout sans nombre, amour n’a point de loi.
    Love wants everything without condition, love has no law.
  2. L’amour est comme le vent, nous ne savons pas d’où il vient.
    Love is like the wind, we never know where it will come from.
  3. La vie ne vaut pas d’être vécue sans amour.
    Life is not worth living without love.
  4. La vie est un sommeil, l’amour en est le rêve.
    Life is a long sleep and love is its dream.
  5. Le seul vrai langage au monde est un baiser.
    The only true language in the world is a kiss.

    Funny WhatsApp Status in French Language

    Funny WhatsApp Status in French Language

Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi Fonts

  1. मेरी खामोशी काे माैत मत समझो मेरे दाेस्ताे,
    बस जरा थकान महसूस हुई आैर आंख लग गई !!
  2. बिखरे हुए खुद को समेटने के लिए अकेलेपन मैं जो एकमात्र साथी होता है वह सिर्फ और सिर्फ तेरी यादें है
  3. सोचते है सीख ले हम भी बेरुखी करना सब से ,
    सब को महोब्बत देते देते हमने अपनी क़दर खो दी है ।।
  4. भले जुबान अलग पर जज्बात तो एक है !!
    उसे खुदा कहूँ या भगवान बात तो एक है…!!
  5. उदास छोड़ गया वो मुझको , खील उठता था मैं जिसके मुस्कुराने से ..!!

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi Fonts

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi Fonts

Funny WhatsApp Status in Gujarati

  1. એમ્બ્યુલન્સ હોય કે વરઘોડો….રસ્તો તરત આપી દેવો,
    બંનેમાં માણસ જીંદગીનો જંગ લડવા જઈ રહ્યો હોય છે
  2. તમારા બાળકને તમારો ધર્મ જરૂર શીખવાડો
    પણ કોઈના ધર્મનો વિરોધ કરતા નહિ.
  3. મને મુશળધાર જ ગમે છે ભલે ને એ પછી
    વરસાદ હોય કે પ્રેમ હોય કે વેદના.
    સપના સાચા કરવા માટે ખરા સમયે જાગી જવું જરૂરી છે
  4. પાણી અને પ્રેમ આપમેળે જ રસ્તો કરી લે છે
  5. આંખ તો એક જ ભાષા સમજે છે પ્રેમ ની
    મળે તો છલકે અને ન મળે તો પણ છલકે.

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Gujarati

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Gujarati

Funny WhatsApp Status in Gujrati

  1. કેટલાક લોકો પાણીને ગાળી ને પીવે છે પણલોહી તો સીધું જ પીતા હોય છે.
  2. અનુભવાયું કે આખું શહેર મારાથી જલવા લાગ્યું છે, સાથે એ પણ જાણવા મળ્યું કે હવે આપણું નામ પણ ચાલવા લાગ્યું છે.
  3. ઘણું બધું કેહવું હતું તમને પણ,ક્યારેક તમે ન મળ્યા ને ક્યારેક શબ્દો.
  4. દુનિયાથી વફાદારીની આશા ન રાખો, જ્યારે દુઆ કબૂલ નથી થતી તો લોકો ભગવાનને પણ બદલી દે છે.
  5. દિમાગ અને દિલમાં એટલો જ તફાવત છે જેટલો ઇનબોક્સ અને ફોનબુકમાં, ફોનબુકમાં હજારો મળે છે, પરંતુ ઇનબોક્સમાં માત્ર પોતાના જ હોય છે.

    Funny WhatsApp Status in gujarati font

    Funny WhatsApp Status in gujarati font

Funny WhatsApp Status Group Names

  1. My Amigos
  2. nonsense group
  3. Type Till You Ripe
  4. We Tie Until We Die
  5. Masti Maza

Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi 2016

  1. Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy
  2. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me ?
  3. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  4. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
  5. People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

    Funny Whatsapp Short Status one Line in Hindi 2016 Download

    Funny Whatsapp Short Status one Line in Hindi 2016 Download

Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi one liner

  1. I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
  2. Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
  3. Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
  4. Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
  5. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi one liner

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Hindi one liner

Funny WhatsApp Status Jokes

  1. Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
  2. 3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
  3. “There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.”
  4. For tears use tissue papers not your facebook status
  5. You never know what you have until you clean your room. 😛 😛

    Funny WhatsApp Status Jokes

    Funny WhatsApp Status Jokes

Funny WhatsApp Status in Kannada

  1. Nanna nambikeyalliruva mukyavadha vishaya neenu
  2. Samanaadha sukha dukhagalindha koodidha dhinave nanna palina olleya dina
  3. Ivatthu madi athava nale pashchathapa padi
  4. ಮ೦ಗನ ಕೈಯಲ್ಲಿ ಮಾಣಿಕ್ಯ ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಹಾಗೆವಿಷಾದವಾಗಲಿ ವಿನೋದವಾಗಲಿ ಅದೇನೇ ಆಗಲಿ ಅವನೇ ಕಾರಣನಾವು ನೆನೆಸಿದಂತೆ ಬಾಳಲೇನು ನಡೆಯದು
  5. Kaanadha Kadalige Hambalisidhe mana…

Funny WhatsApp Status in Kiswahili

  1. Ewe wangu wa fahari, mpole mwenye imani, huba zako ni kathiri, wala hazina kifani. Jumla wote wazuri. Wewe ndie nambari wani.
  2. Pendo halina hiari mtu linapokufika..
    Pendo maradhi mabaya tena yasiyotibika..
    Nipende nione raha nisijekuathirika.
  3. To you, Mascara may be make up but to a Luhya it means many cigarettes.
  4. Marijuana is a drug but to the Kikuyus it also means they knew each other.
  5. The Hobbit is a movie but to the Kambas it is a chewing gum.

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Kiswahili

    Funny WhatsApp Status in Kiswahili

Funny WhatsApp Status for kiss day

  1. A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.
  2. A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.
  3. Kiss: A contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart.
  4. Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases.
  5. A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for kiss day

    Funny WhatsApp Status for kiss day

Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Hindi

  1. 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
  2. Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.
  3. Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hun.
  4. Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai
  5. Salo lag jate pyar wale jkham bharne mai.

    Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Hindi

    Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Hindi

Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Bengali

  1. Tumi akhon bondhu.
    Amar khub dear.
    Amake rakho tomar ridoyer near
    God chara kaoke tumi.
    korona fear.
    Dekhbe jibone tomar.
    Asbe na tear.
  2. Bastota amake dayna obosor,
    Tai bola vabona amai sarthopor,
    jakhane e thaki, thaki joto e dura…
    Tumi aacho sarakhon ai hridoy jura.
  3. Dibbo kore bolchi tumai ar hobena vhul,
    Hariye tumai aaj amija na pai vabe kul,
    Roylo amar ai abedon grohon koro mura…
    Aager moto e badbo tumai nikhad premer du
  4. Diner Bela Vobo Ghure Barta Ase Swapnabhore,
    Rat Jaga Oi Akhir Polok Notcare Kare.
  5. তুমি বলেলই আমি মরে যাবো
    কিন্তু একটি শর্তে
    শুধু কাফনের কাপড়ের জন্য
    তোমার আঁচল টুকু চাই।

    Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Bengali

    Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Bengali

Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Bhojpuri

  1. Dheeraj Dharah Hamhoo Bekaraar Hai
    Tu Hamaar Jaan Hau Ta Ham Tohaar Pyaar Hai
    Biswash Rakheeha Aapna Pyaar Peh
    Kasam Sey Kahiley Humtohaar Hai.
  2. Ek gao aadami ram mandir me jake bhagwaan se apn
    a bhulail mehraru ke khoj debe ke niharo kailasi
    ram ji bolalan -bagal ka hanumaan mandir me jaike niharo
    karo,hamaro mehraru uhhi khojale rehan
  3. tohar smswa ka intejar ma
    hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.
    Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa hamar tuntuniya pr bhijwai do
    Tohara Dost
  4. Hamar ho ke bhi tu hamar na bhailu,
    Badu Duniya me ta milabu kabhi bhale dosarake To ho gailu,
    Ihe umid lagawale rahani ki,
    Tu yi duniya chhod ke na jane ka kho Gailu
  5. Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.
    Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
    Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
    Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.

    Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Bhojpuri

    Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Bhojpuri

Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Marathi

  1. Porgi aahe ‎manat, Tich Yenaar Majya Gharat….
    Aani Old Girlfriend‬ chya
    Ghara Pasoon ch kadhnar aapli varat‬…
    Aani te pan agadi Joraat !!!
  2. Akhya Maharashtrat asya Ganv naahi,
    jithe maja Naav Naahi.
  3. Jevha aamhi Status Livato
    Tevha Mulinche Aai Mahantet
    “Chakuli Yanche Status, Vachu Nako,
    Nahitar Tuja Status “I am in Love” Houn Jayil…
  4. Ford chya “Figo” aani konachya pan “Ego” aaplela jarapan aavadat nahi..
  5. Mala #Touch‬ Karun Mhanali tuja ang kiti _Garm aahe,
    Tula Taap aahe ka….Tya Wedi‬la kon Sangnaar ka, Janmatach Hot aahe…

    Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Marathi

    Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Marathi

Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Malayalam

  1. Daa irangunpol oru BJP call vidan marakkanda !!
  2. Amme vaikittu chayakkenthaa Jameela ?
  3. Ippozhathe kalathu oru nalla pen kutteene kittuka atra SSLC allatto !
  4. Ente Vayeennu Nee PC kelpikkaruthu !
  5. Nalu like kittan Santhosh pandit aavaruth ketto..

    Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Malayalam

    Funny WhatsApp Status lines in Malayalam

Funny WhatsApp Status in roman english

  1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 
  2. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror ?
  3. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me ?
  4. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  5. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ?

    Funny WhatsApp Status in roman english

    Funny WhatsApp Status in roman english

Funny WhatsApp Status ideas in hindi

  1. परीक्षा के बाद बच्चे और ऑपरेशन के बाद डॉक्टर एक ही चीज़ कहते हैं, ” कुछ कह नहीं सकते, बस दुआ करें “
  2. हसीं तो फसीं गलत है, हसीं तो फंसा होना चाहिए, क्योंकि जब लड़की हंसती है, फंसता लड़का ही है.
  3. प्यार करो..!! फल की चिंता न करो.
  4. दिल की धड़कन का क्या है, बड़ी नाज़ुक सी होती है, बैंक का कैशियर हजार के नोट को दो बार पलट कर देख ले तो भी रुक जाती है
  5. लोग भले ही हेलमेट ना पहने पर फ़ोन के कवर और स्क्रीन गॉर्ड ज़रूर लगाएंगे, चाहे सिर फट जाये, पर मोबाइल को एक खरोंच तक नहीं आनी चाहिए.

    Funny WhatsApp Status ideas in hindi

    Funny WhatsApp Status ideas in hindi

Funny WhatsApp Status in one word

  1. My level of maturity is depends on who i’m with.
  2. Hold me tight and never let go.
  3. We accept the love we think we deserve.
  4. Life is messy love is Messier.
  5. life is to be enjoyed not endured.

Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in punjabi Language

  1. Jaunda Reh Oye Facebook Bnaun Valya… . . Tere Bache V Isdi Lapet Vich Aaan Mere Salya
  2. aise Wale Di Loki Karan Pooja __Haami Gareeb Di Bharda koi-Koi _ :/
  3. Toot jaanda hai gareebi vich oh rishta jo sabto khaas hunda hai, Ban jaande hazaara yaar usde paisa jad paas hunda hai.
  4. Jad kismet hoye chuddu to ki karega borvite da duddu.
  5. Scooty Activa Naar Di Dil Thaar Di, Sadde Bullet Di Awaaz Lokan De Parde Kanna De Padd Di.

    Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in punjabi Language

    Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in punjabi Language

Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in Punjabi Fonts

  1. ਮੁੰਡਿਆ ਦੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਜਿਵੇ H.D.F.C da ‪loan ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਦੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਜਿਵੇ china ਦਾ ਫੋਨ।
  2. ਦਿਲ ਕਰਦਾ 1crore ਦੀ ਕਮੇਟੀ ਪਾਵਾ ਪਹਲੀ ਚੱਕ ਲਵਾ ਫਿਰ ਕੀਤੇ ਨਜ਼ਰ ਨਾ ਆਵਾ..
  3. ਹਸਦੇ ਰਹੋ ਮਿਤਰੋ ਰੋਣ ਨੂੰ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇਦਾਰ ਬਥੇਰੇ ਨੇ ।
  4. ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗ ਜਾਂਦਾ….ਮੈਂ ਹੋਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਵੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਦੀ ਆਂ..ਸਾਲੀਏ ਅਸੀਂ ਅਧੀ ਅਧੀ ਰਾਤ ਤੱਕ Sony ਤੇ CID ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਐਵੇਂ ਨੀ ਅਖਾਂ ਖਰਾਬ ਕਰਦੇ
  5. ਮੈਂ ਇੱਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਹਾ . . ਕਿੱਦਾ ਸੋਹਣਿਉ!!ਬਾਂਦਰੀ ਅੱਗੋ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ….ਬਹੁਤ ਵਧੀਆ ਭਾਜੀ

    Funny Whatsapp Status Messages in Punjabi Language fonts

    Funny Whatsapp Status Messages in Punjabi Language fonts

Funny WhatsApp Status on friendship

  1. Every friendship doesn’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.
  2. A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you beside your back.
  3. Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
  4. Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
  5. Good friends are like starts. You don’t always see them but you know they’re always there.

    Funny WhatsApp Status on friendship

    Funny WhatsApp Status on friendship

Funny WhatsApp Status on Love

  1. Love is like water in river.It keeps flowing ,though there are huge rocks which hinder its way.
  2. Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
  3. Love isn’t complicated…..People are.
  4. Love is when other person’s happiness is more important than your’s
  5. LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN’T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT 🙂

    Funny WhatsApp Status on Love

    Funny WhatsApp Status on Love

Funny WhatsApp Status on Life

  1. Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood.
  2. God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me.
  3. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WatsApp status.
  4. Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.
  5. They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!! Soon I will be a genius :-B

    Funny WhatsApp Status on Life

    Funny WhatsApp Status on Life

Funny WhatsApp Status on propose day

  1. On This Special Day I Want To  Say: Grow Old Along With Me, The Best Is Yet To Be. Will You Spend The Rest Of Your Life  With Me? Happy Propose Day.
  2. I Never Saw So Sweet A Face As That I Stood Before. My Heart Has Left Its  Dwelling Place And Can Return No More. Be With Me Forever.. Happy Propose Day!
  3. I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart So deposit your love in it and you will get the interest. Happy Propose Day.
  4. Excuse me, do you have a band aid because I scrapped my knee when I fell in love with you.  “Happy Propose Day” 
  5. You Are The Happiness Of My Life, You Are The Smile Of My Lips, I Am Alive To See You Anytime, Your Cute Smile Give Me Power Please Don’t Ever Leave Me Happy Propose Day.

    Funny WhatsApp Status on propose day

    Funny WhatsApp Status on propose day

Funny WhatsApp Status about me

  1. Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
  2. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
  3. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
  4. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
  5. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

    Funny WhatsApp Status about me

    Funny WhatsApp Status about me

Funny WhatsApp Status about friends

  1. It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.
  2. The best of the rest are friends.
  3. have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
  4. Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.
  5. You may be my best friend… But I’m still gonna laugh when you fall over!

    Funny WhatsApp Status about friends

    Funny WhatsApp Status about friends

Funny WhatsApp Status short in Hindi

  1. हमारे शौख का तुम अंदाजा ही ना लगाओ तो अच्छा है, हम वो लोगों में से है, वॉट्सऐप कोलिंग में भी कॉलरट्युन लगवाना चाहते है ।
  2. पढ़ो पढ़ो… मेरा Status पढ़ो… क्योंकि पढ़ेगा इन्डिया तभी तो बढ़ेगा इन्डिया…
  3. काली बिल्ली के रस्ते से गुजरने के दौरान सैंकडो आदमी रूक जाते है वो कार्य ट्राफिक सिग्नल पर एक लाल बत्ती नही कर सकती ।
  4. अापने मेरा Status फिर से देखा… हाय रब्बा, मेरे Status के लोग कितने Fan है !
  5. मे विशिष्ट नहीं हूँ किंतु मेरे जैसे लोग कम है…

    Funny WhatsApp Status short in Hindi

    Funny WhatsApp Status short in Hindi

Funny WhatsApp Status sad Free Download

  1. There is no hurt in this world worse then feeling like they just doesn’t give a F..bad..!
  2. Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people
  3. How did I go from being so happy, to so sad…
  4. Is having one of those days where they feels like they can’t do anything right.
  5. Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can’t trust :'(

    Funny WhatsApp Status sad Free Download

    Funny WhatsApp Status sad Free Download

Funny WhatsApp Status Shayari in HIndi

  1. “मत कर इतना गुरूर अपनी खुबसूरती पे, गुरुर टूट जायेगा जब देखोगे अपना चहेरा आधार कार्ड में”
  2. अपनी तकदीर में बस यही सिलसिले है, “किसी ने वक्त गुजारने के लिए अपना बनाया” और “किसी ने अपना बना के वक्त गुजार लिया…”
  3. “में उसी लड़की से शादी करूँगा जो “आधार कार्ड” में सुंदर दिखती हो…”
  4. जिन्दगी के बदल जाने में कभी वक्त नहीं लगता, कभी-कभी वक्त बदल जाने में पूरी जिन्दगी लग जाती है…
  5. नमक की तरह हो गई मेरी जिन्दगी, लोग स्वाद अनुसार इस्तेमाल कर लेते है…

    Funny WhatsApp Status Shayari in HIndi

    Funny WhatsApp Status Shayari in HIndi

Funny WhatsApp Status during exams

  1.  The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
  2.  Exams make us tired nervous & sick ahhhh im looking forward for a day without ,exams im sure that it will be a day in heaven because life is fuuullll of exams.  ……..get the best birthday whatsapp status
  3. Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.
  4.  Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.
  5.  I hate studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?1

    Funny WhatsApp Status during exams

    Funny WhatsApp Status during exams

Funny WhatsApp Status for exams in Hindi

  1. एग्जाम हैं टेंशन नहीं – पढ़ना हैं मूड नहीं
  2. टीचर उसे चोरी करना कहती हैं लेकिन स्टूडेंट उसे टीम वर्क कहते हैं
  3. में एग्जाम में फ़ैल नहीं हुवा बस मेरी डिग्री कुछ समय के लिए पोस्टपोन हो गयी हैं
  4. एग्जाम सच में समय बर्बाद करने के लिए होती हैं
  5. एग्जाम प्लीज मुजसे अच्छा बर्ताव कर वरना तुजेसे कटटी

    Funny WhatsApp Status for exams in Hindi

    Funny WhatsApp Status for exams in Hindi

Funny WhatsApp Status desi

  1. ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਹੱਕ ਮਾਰ ਕੇ ਖਾਧੀ ਗਈ ਰੋਟੀ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਭੁੱਖੇ ਰਹਿਣਾ ਜ਼ਿਆਦਾ ਚੰਗਾ ਏ
  2. Kise Da Haq Maar Ke Khadi Gayi Roti Nalo Bhukhe Rehna Jyada Changa E
  3. ਉਹਨਾਂ ਮਾਵਾਂ ਤੇ ਭੈਣਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਮੇਰਾ ਸੱਚੇ ਦਿਲੋਂ ਸਲਾਮ ਹੈ, ਜੋ ਆਪਣੇ ਪਰਿਵਾਰ ਲਈ 40+ Temperature ਵਿੱਚ ਵੀ ਖਾਣਾ ਬਣਾਉਂਦੀਆਂ ਨੇਂ ਅਤੇ Face ਤੇ ਫੇਰ ਵੀ Smile ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆ
  4. Ohna Maawan Te Bhaina Nu Mera Sache Dilo’n Salam Hai, Jo Apne Pariwar Layi 40+ Temperature Vich Bhi Khana Banaundiyan Ne Atte Face Te Fe Bhi Smile Hundi Aa
  5. ਜਦੋਂ ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਕਰੀਬੀ ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਤੇ ਗੁੱਸਾ ਕਰਨਾ ਛੱਡ ਦੇਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਸਮਝ ਲਿਓ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਉਸਨੂੰ ਖੋ ਚੁੱਕੇ ਹੋ

    Funny WhatsApp Status desi

    Funny WhatsApp Status desi

Funny WhatsApp Status for girl

  1. Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaane Kya Bheju ,Apni Jaan Bheju Ki Apna Dil Bheju,
    Phir Sochta Hun Jaana Kyu Na,Tumhare Liye Ki Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bheju..!!
  2. Cham Cham Karke Aayi, Cham Cham Karke Chali Gayi
    Me Sindoor Leke Khada Raha, Or Wo Rakhi Bandh Ke Chali Gayi..!!
  3. Kasam Se Hare K Ladki Bhula Dunga ,Sabhi Ki Tasverain Jala Dunga,
    Ek Tum Hi Rahoge Is Dil Me , Balance Dalwa Do Bahut Duaa Dunga..!!
  4. Yeh Jo Ladkiyon Ke Baal Hote Hai ,Ladkon Ko Fasane Ka Jaal Hote Hai,
    Khoon Choos Leti Hai Ladkon Ka Sara, Tabhi To Inke Honth Lal Hote Hai ..!!
  5. Bindas Muskurao Kya Gum Hai , Zindagi Me Tension Kisko Kam Hai,
    Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko, Dil Se Tang Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hai ..!!

    Funny WhatsApp Status for girl

    Funny WhatsApp Status for girl

Funny WhatsApp Status for Sister

  1. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.
  2. I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness..
  3. We have the sister sayings that will make you nod in agreement about how annoying sisters can be!!!
  4. My sister is the sweetest little thing alive! Words can hardly describe my love for her, she is my best friend.
  5. Friends are fake, Best Friends are only for a while, But Sisters are Forever and Real.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Sister

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Sister

Funny WhatsApp Status for girlfriend

  1. There is a lovely person between Y and I on keyboard… Just look the Keyboard..
  2. I am single because God is busy Finding the best GF for me…
  3. Distance and time do not matter when you are in my heart….
  4. Not forget someone, who gave you so much to remember…
  5. Life is a Like party, but without you there is no reason to celebrate.the party…

    Funny WhatsApp Status for girlfriend

    Funny WhatsApp Status for girlfriend

Funny WhatsApp Status for anniversary

  1. I was incomplete without you. I thank God that we met and we are together now.
  2. May you both hold your hands together, till your last Breathe of life.. Long Live both.
  3. Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of it.
  4. A Wedding Anniversary is the celebration of Love, Trust, Partnership, Tolerance and Tenacity.
  5. I am so lucky to have you as my husband and this is my best day in my life. Happy anniversary

    Funny WhatsApp Status for anniversary

    Funny WhatsApp Status for anniversary

Funny WhatsApp Status for Alcohol

  1. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”
  2. “When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”
  3. “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
  4. “We drink [to] one another’s health and spoil our own.”
  5. “If you drink, don’t park; accidents cause people.”

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Alcohol

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Alcohol

Funny WhatsApp Status for singles

  1. Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak… It means you’re strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
  2. If you’re single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.
  3. No, I am not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future.
  4. Don’t be a woman who needs a man… Be the woman a man needs… Because every woman is worth fighting for… But not every man is worth you…
  5. You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own. 😉

    Funny WhatsApp Status for singles

    Funny WhatsApp Status for singles

Funny WhatsApp Status for sister birthday

  1. Every day, I just pinch myself…because I’m so lucky to have the nicest, happiest, smartest, funniest and most supportive sister as my best friend.
  2. A better sister I could never find. Really. Happy birthday, sis!
  3. It’s so wonderful to know that you’re not only my sist but also my best friend in good and bad times… Have an incredible birthday!
  4. Even though we argue with each other, yell at each other and irritate each other, I consider you my BFF through thick and thin. I love you, sis! You’re the greatest! Happy birthday!
  5. Sisters are supposed to be bossy, vain and that other word for witchy. But you’re none of those things. You’re just, well, amazing! Happy birthday, sis!

    Funny WhatsApp Status for sister birthday

    Funny WhatsApp Status for sister birthday

Funny WhatsApp Status for doctors

  1. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity
  2. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
  3. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
  4. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
  5. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for doctors

    Funny WhatsApp Status for doctors

Funny WhatsApp Status for valentines day

  1. I am the luckiest to have you in my life! Happy Valentine’s Day my sweet heart!
  2. Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
  3. Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairytale come true… I found love when I found you. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  4. To be treated the same way everyday… that’s my take on Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  5. May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine’s Day.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for valentines day

    Funny WhatsApp Status for valentines day

Funny WhatsApp Status for friendship day

  1. Waters may dry. Flowers may die. But true friends never say goodbye.
  2. Friends say go do it, best friends say let’s go do it.
  3. Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
  4. I roll with the best and nothing less.
  5. A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for friendship day

    Funny WhatsApp Status for friendship day

Funny WhatsApp Status for friends group

  1. The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
  2. You are not my friend neither my best friend, you are more than that, you are my sister.
  3. No road is long with good company.
  4. A true friend realizes something about you that even you have no idea about.
  5. If you have crazy friends you have everything.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for friends group

    Funny WhatsApp Status for friends group

Funny WhatsApp Status for friends birthday

  1. Even when skies are gray, you brighten every day. You will always be the love and light in my life. Happy Birthday!
  2. Happy Birthday. Wishing you more glorious and wonderful years on the surface of the earth – or wherever you might be.
  3. The best part of our courtship is sharing it with a person like you. Happy Birthday Honey!
  4. Happy Birthday to you. may you have many more. you have been a great friend to me. i have a little wish, may we be friends, till the world ends.
  5. Birthdays used to be almost sacred… now its a simple status update and people only react according, not personally.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for friends birthday

    Funny WhatsApp Status for friends birthday

Funny WhatsApp Status for family

  1. Family we may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
  2. Other things may change, but we start and end with family.
  3. Family like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.
  4. The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works, is the family.
  5. The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for family

    Funny WhatsApp Status for family

Funny WhatsApp Status for Husband

  1. To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.
  2. Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again.
  3. To the world, you may be one person, but for me you are the world.
  4. A real woman doesn’t need much attention. Respect is enough..
  5. I love you and that will never change, you will always be in my heart now and forever.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Husband

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Husband

Funny WhatsApp Status for him

  1. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain
  2. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them
  3. I love my job only when I’m on vacation
  4. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish
  5. Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

    Funny WhatsApp Status for him

    Funny WhatsApp Status for him

Funny WhatsApp Status for holi

  1. Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love.
  2. Happy Holi to you and your family.. We wish your health, prosperity and business achievements at this prismatic color eve.
  3. Wishing u a day soft as silk and white as milk, sweet as honey and full of money, may all Your dreams come true.. HAPPY Holi.
  4. Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
  5. Rang Udaye Pichkari, Rang Se Rang Jaye Duniya Sari, Holi Ke Rang Aapke Jeevan Ko Rang De… Ye Shubha Kamana Hai Hamari. Happy Holi.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for holi

    Funny WhatsApp Status for holi

Funny WhatsApp Status for her

  1. Umar Ki Raah Mein Jazbaat Badal Jate Hai ,
    Waqt Ki Aandhi Me Hallat Badal  Jate Hai,
    Sochta Hoon Kaam Kar Kar Ke Record Tod Dun,
    Lekin Kambhakt Salary Dekhte Hi Khayaal Badal Jaate Hai…!!
  2. Kamjor Dil Wale Ise Na Padhe…Khatarnaak Status,
    Khidki Se Dekha To Rashte Pe Koi Nahi Tha ,
    Khidki Se Dekha To Rashte Pe Koi Nahi Tha, Wah Wah
    Phir Rashte Pe Jake Dekha To Khidki Me Koi Nahi Tha..!!
  3. Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
    Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
    Jab Girlfriend Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai ..!!
    Chali Jati Hai Wo Beauty Parlour Mein Yun,
  4. Unka Maksad Hai Misaal-E-Hoor Ho Jana,
    Ab Kon Samjhaye In Ladkiyon Ko ,
    Mumkin Nahi Kishmis Ka Fir Se Angur Ho Jana ..!
  5. Pyaar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai ,Pyaar Ka Dusra Naam Hi To Preet Hai ,
    Isliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par …Kyuki Dark E Aage Jeet Hai ..!!

    Funny WhatsApp Status for her

    Funny WhatsApp Status for her

Funny WhatsApp Status for last seen

  1. May This Year May God Give You Strength Not To Fight With Your BF / GF After Seeing Their Last Seen At ??
  2. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”

  3. शुक्र है WhatsApp हिंदी में नहीं है…
    वर्ना ‘Last Seen’..
    ‘अंतिम दर्शन’कहलाता।???????

    Funny WhatsApp Status for last seen

    Funny WhatsApp Status for last seen

Funny WhatsApp Status for chocolate day

  1. Welcome to the world of chocolate,The perfect bar of dark chocolate,Oceans of milk cream & rivers of sweetness…. *** HAPPY CHOCOLATE DAY ***
  2. Life is like a chocolate box, Each chocolate is like a portion of life, Some are crunchy, some are nutty, Some are soft, but all are DELICIOUS. Happy Chocolate Day to my love one!
  3. Today is chocolate day, Dairy milk 4 love, Perk for friends, Kit Kat for best friends, Polo for hatred, And mentos for cool persons, what do you choose 4 me Best Wishes on Chocolate Day.
  4. Lovely chocolate and Lovely u, And Lovely are the things you do, But the loveliest is the friendship of the two One is Me and Other is u! “Happy chocolate day”
  5. If u are a Teddy Bear u are the most huggable, If u are a Star u are the Brightest, and since u are my ? Sweet Heart “Happy chocolate day”

    Funny WhatsApp Status for chocolate day

    Funny WhatsApp Status for chocolate day

Funny WhatsApp Status for crush

  1. I want to ask you out but I can’t find the right word’s. And my confidence level is low. 🙁
  2. can i check ur pockets i think u stole my heart!
  3. Somethings have to remain a secret but you and i don’t
  4. Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
  5. You are my first and last thought of everyday, and everyone in between <3

    Funny WhatsApp Status for crush

    Funny WhatsApp Status for crush

Funny WhatsApp Status for children’s day

  1. We are the future… The hope for a brighter tomorrow… We the children of the world… Are symbols of promise… and potential…Happy Children’s Day!
  2.  “Children are the World’s most valuable resources and its best hope for the future” Happy Children’s Day.
  3. Children are the image of God  Let’s celebrate the spirit of childhood on this  Children’s Day
  4.  Such a treasure your precious child is,  Who will thrive on every hug and kiss.  Hold them close and sing them songs,  they will only be a child for so long.  Happy Children’s Day.
  5. Dear children!  A smile of yours can show heaven on earth.  A twinkle of your eyes can still us for ages.  Happy children’s day.  God Bless.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for children's day

    Funny WhatsApp Status for children’s day

Funny WhatsApp Status for best friend

  1. A true friend sees the first tear… catches the second… and stops the third.
  2. A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
  3. I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.
  4. A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
  5. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for best friend

    Funny WhatsApp Status for best friend

Funny WhatsApp Status for Bf

  1. Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget
  2. Nice friendship is like the breathing air, you will never see it but you will always feel its presence.
  3. friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one
  4. If You feel hollow, let Me be the one, who fills You up with Love. Let Me free the butterflies within. Just open Your heart, and let Me in.
  5. What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Bf

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Bf

Funny WhatsApp Status for best friend birthday

  1. Two tips on your birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
  2. Thank you so much for making my birthday even more special with all your wonderful wishes! Trust me, it definitely means a lot!
  3. No matter how old we get, we’ll always need the support of our friends. Thank you once again, my friends, for being with me on my birthday.
  4. Happy Birthday! And remember to always live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
  5. Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for best friend birthday

    Funny WhatsApp Status for best friend birthday

Funny WhatsApp Status for Marriage

  1. I believe that marriage should not be public. It’s a about two persons, nobody else.
  2. Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning
  3. True love is spending one day getting married.. and the rest of your life feeling glad you did.
  4. Congratulations! God bless you today and for the rest of your married lives
  5. A happy man marries the girl he loves. A happier man loves the girl he marries

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Marriage

    Funny WhatsApp Status for Marriage

Funny WhatsApp Status for my birthday

  1. That you and me will be together, come what may
  2. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday to me!
  3. Sorry, can’t talk, busy at receiving birthday wishes from friends.
  4. I want to thank everyone for my special day, come and join me as i celebrate it.
  5. Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen..

Funny WhatsApp Status for my bday

  1. “Happy birthday to me ” or “Thanks for the wishes” or “X years since the world is beholding this beauty”.
  2. I have shown to me what dedication and commitment really means when it comes to having a happy and healthy married life. Happy Birthday to me.
  3. A prayer to bless my way, A wish to lighten my moments, a cheer to perfect my day, A text to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me!
  4. I turned 23 today, feeling quite old. Not a teenage anymore.
  5. Hey Everyone..Eat, drink and make merry because it is my birthday

    Funny WhatsApp Status for my bday

    Funny WhatsApp Status for my bday

Funny WhatsApp Status for medical students

  1. Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re not out of it until the computer says you’re out of it.
  2. Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
  3. Some remedies are worse than the disease.
  4. By medicine life may be prolonged, yet death will seize the doctor too.
  5. I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for medical students

    Funny WhatsApp Status for medical students

Funny WhatsApp Status for wife

  1. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
  2. My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
  3. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  4. Do you know full form of wife “Worries in life Forever
  5. One should choose a wife with the ears, rather than with the eyes.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for wife

    Funny WhatsApp Status for wife

Funny WhatsApp Status for WhatsApp

  1. Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks.
  2. Remember, When the going gets tough… The tough gets going!
  3. A relationship in which a person is always right & the other is Husband – Marriage.
  4. I don’t always look for my phone… But when I do, it’s on Silent mode.
  5. Why there isn’t a day between Saturday & Sunday? I really need it.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for WhatsApp

    Funny WhatsApp Status for WhatsApp

Funny WhatsApp Status for winter

  1. Your heart is so freezing. You might catch a cold.
  2. Snowflakes are like kisses down from heaven.
  3. Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.
  4. I love fall and winter because it gives us more reasons to cuddle!
  5. The joy to be found in winter’s season is easily found with you.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for winter

    Funny WhatsApp Status for winter

Funny WhatsApp Status for engineers

  1. We learn from failure, not from success. Send a kiss
  2. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh loudly, study rarely. Hot smile
  3. You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.
  4. I hate Loneliness, but it Loves me more.
  5. I have not an attitude but i have a personality that you can’t handle.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for engineers

    Funny WhatsApp Status for engineers

Funny WhatsApp Status for exam tensions

  1. Never Ask: A Woman Her Age..! A Man, His Salary..!! And… Now-A-Days… A Student , His Percentage..!! It Hurts.! :/
  2. If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
  3. The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance..
  4. 3 sardar after exam
    1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
    2nd: Maine bhi!!!
    3rd:Shit yar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hey:p
  5. Exams make us tired nervous & sick ahhhh im looking forward for a day without ,exams im sure that it will be a day in heaven because life is fuuullll of exams.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for exam tensions

    Funny WhatsApp Status for exam tensions

Funny WhatsApp Status for teachers

  1. A good teacher, like a good entertainer first must hold his audience’s attention, then he can teach his lesson.
  2. The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.
  3. The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
  4. Dear Teacher, Thanks for making us what we are today.. Happy teachers Day.
  5. It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for teachers

    Funny WhatsApp Status for teachers

Funny WhatsApp Status for exam time

  1. Life is like an exam
    I am determined to pass.
  2. When everything comes your way,
    Then you are on the wrong way.
  3. If you want to make your dreams come,
    true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  4. You never know how strong you are,
    until being strong is the only choice you have.
  5. I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for exam time

    Funny WhatsApp Status for exam time

Funny WhatsApp Status for younger brother

  1. Brother.. I am glad & lucky to have you !! I love you ..
  2. Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a super hero..
  3. I am born lucky, coz I have a one-in-a-million sibling like YOU.
  4. Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between us remains ever strong.
  5. You are Taller than me now.. But still you are little brother for me.

    Funny WhatsApp Status for younger brother

    Funny WhatsApp Status for younger brother

Funny WhatsApp Status for own birthday

  1. “Happy birthday to me ” or “Thanks for the wishes” or “X years since the world is beholding this beauty”.
  2. I have shown to me what dedication and commitment really means when it comes to having a happy and healthy married life. Happy Birthday to me.spotify premium apk
  3. A prayer to bless my way, A wish to lighten my moments, a cheer to perfect my day, A text to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me!
  4. I turned 23 today, feeling quite old. Not a teenage anymore.
  5. Hey Everyone..Eat, drink and make merry because it is my birthday

    Funny WhatsApp Status for own birthday

    Funny WhatsApp Status for own birthday

Funny WhatsApp Status german Language

  1. Wenn Sie möchten, um Ihre Träume wahr werden, das erste, was Sie tun müssen, ist aufzuwachen.
  2. Ich habe keine schmutzigen Gedanken, ich habe Sexy Fantasie.
  3. Immer, wenn ich von dem Rauchen aufzuhören denke, ich brauche eine Zigarette zu denken.
  4. Man weiß nie, wie stark du bist, bis Sein stark die einzige Wahl, die Sie haben.
  5. Sie haben ODD zu sein, die Nummer eins sein.

    Funny WhatsApp Status german Language

    Funny WhatsApp Status german Language

 

Funny WhatsApp Status about hey there

  1. Hi There ! I am using Facebook!
  2. Status loading……
  3. Why you wanna see my status ? *punch*
  4. In the toilet…..till this day
  5. Gym? No thanks, I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

    Funny WhatsApp Status about hey there

    Funny WhatsApp Status about hey there

Funny WhatsApp Status latest download

  1. Dil Cheer Ke DekH ….TeRa Hi NaaM likha HoGa..
  2. Don’t play with me because I am champion..
  3. My style is unique don’t copy it!
  4. There is No Scale To Measure the love..
  5. Beauty in the skin &amp; Attitude in the bone!..

    Funny WhatsApp Status latest download

    Funny WhatsApp Status latest download

Funny WhatsApp Status messages

  1. Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  2. A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
  3. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
  4. The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  5. Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.

    Funny WhatsApp Status messages

    Funny WhatsApp Status messages

Funny WhatsApp Status messages in Hindi

  1. Sahara dudhne ki adat Humari nhi, Hum akele hi puri mehfil ke baraber hai.
  2. इंसान सिर्फ आग से नहीं जलता, कुछ लोग तो हमारे अंदाज से जल जाते है।
  3. गहरी साज़िशों का दौर है, उनके गिरेबान में झाँकते रहिये..
  4. रेल मंत्री से बस एक ही गुज़ारिश है, मग्गे की चेन लंबी कर दें.
  5. जब स्टेटस कॉपी होने लग जाए तो समझ लो तरक्की कर रहे हो .

    Funny WhatsApp Status messages in Hindi

    Funny WhatsApp Status messages in Hindi

These are the world’s best funny Whatsapp statuses ever. After lots of research, after so many efforts we managed to arrange this best funny WhatsApp status. We have covered all the occasions and times where these funny statuses can be used. You can check at what time you are expecting to have funny WhatsApp status.

Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in Hindi English Free Download

Funny WhatsApp Status Messages in Hindi English Free Download

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